joyceanfartboner:

why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened

(via pinuppussycat)

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lucyintheskywithducks:

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A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via fawun)

(Source: traffic-jam-session, via illumi---naughty)

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oxycompton:

maryjblige:

sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it’s fine all of the time like sex on the beaches what else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Ayyyyyy

(Source: lacehxarts, via illumi---naughty)

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